Slip Of The Tongue

Joe had a broken leg. Mike comes over and asks, “How you doin’, Joe?”

Joe says, “Do me a favor: Run upstairs and get me my slippers.”

Mike goes upstairs and sees Joe’s gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters. He says, “Your dad sent me up here to have sex with both of you.”

One girl replies, “Get out of here. Prove it.”

Mike shouts down-stairs, “Hey Joe, both of ‘em?

Joe shouts back, “Of course, both of ‘em! What’s the point of fuckin’ one?”